Showing posts with label Falkirk FC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Falkirk FC. Show all posts

Friday, 6 January 2017

Will Vaulks-shaped hole

I will be the first to admit that I don't go to see Falkirk as much as I used to, and cannot dictate like the regulars, but I feel that our team is missing something between the midfield and defence who could also add something in attack. And that thing looks & sounds a lot like Will Vaulks.

Don't get me wrong, this is no criticism of the Falkirk Management, (I know they do not have Will Vaulks tree), but it is horrible knowing that that gap is there, and besides my GFs mum really liked him, so she is less happy.

Saturday, 20 December 2014

Dumbarton v Falkirk 20th Dec 2014

I was just watching the game between Dumbarton & Falkirk on BBC Alba and they had to have the disgusting cheek to say it was between Dumbarton & [gaelic shit]. The football club "Falkirk FC" cannot be translated, the club is not the town, and the town is not the club. I always prefer to use the Scottis and write Fa'kirk, but never about the fitba club who are 'Falkirk FC'.

You nonsense teuchters can't come down to my part of the country and start renaming my fitba team, else I will get you made part of England, then you will be sorry.

We can overdo this stuff sometimes: but Falkirk FC is a proper noun.

Friday, 31 October 2014


They tell me jealousy is a sin, if so Lord, I am sinful! The Brazilian football club Corinthians have announced plans to open their own Cemetery, for fans, players and staff.

OMG, What I would give for a Falkirk FC Cemetery, you cannot believe! Jealous? Too fucking damn straight!

Thursday, 30 October 2014

Hear Me Round The World

I was quite disgusted to read in the Falkirk Herald, that because Falkirk FC had come into a bit of money because of the Connor McGrandles transfer, the head of the Falkirk Fans Federation [or whatever] wanted that money to be spent on the first team.

What? Are you an idiot, so you want to spend half a million on a player who may [or may not] score 25 goals a season, instead of promoting a player [from the youth team] who may or may not score 25 goals this season.

Your blinkered [success now, at all cost] thinking is why we went into administration in 1997, we have one of the best youth systems in Scotland, young players come to Falkirk because they know they have an easy route to the first team, because the club does not stand in their way of seeking their living down south], but YOU want to go back to having our team clogged up with oldsters playing out their last years.

If you want our club to go to the shit, then lets spend it on ageing shit, if not lets spend it on sellable players.